OH - WHAT HAS HAPPENED

What is that around my eyes - I know, it's because

I laugh a lot and my glasses magnify 1000 times.

For goodness sake there's something around my neck - it's

my necklace... phew I was worried for a minute.

No wonder I hide behind my verandah, and no Hairdresser

on this earth would be game enough to even try to tell me

I needed it cut. It's my security blanket.

My Grandkids don't care whether I've got wrinkles and my

hair has turned to silver - and you know - neither do I.